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Label: Trench Foot Records

Release Date: 14th November 2011

Tough times befall even the best in the game, and Tyrannosaurus Alan are proof that a) any band of any level of notoriety is not immune from this and b) that it is possible to work around such things and come through unscathed. They persisted in their relentless touring ethos despite for long periods of the year lacking a van and a co-vocalist (Simon Champ often being absent for some shows in the summer due to work commitments), and even this single itself has had a troubled and often-delayed birth, with it first being performed live last winter. I first heard it on a cold night in Sheerness back in February, and I didn’t exactly take to it straight away – it felt like to me the band had listened to a few of Sonic Boom Six’s more overtly hip-hop tracks and were attempting to get in on the act. By the midsummer at Camden Underworld it had beefed up and grown some muscles, and was much closer to the finished piece that was eventually, after much wrangling, released for free download on 14th November.

If you’re still holding out a vain hope that they’ve ditched the hip-hop tendencies altogether and basically put out a lost cut from their Campaign album, you’re still going to be disappointed. However, the finished product is a much more natural progression on from those roots, and let’s face it, the T-Alan boys have never exactly been shy about wearing their rap influences on their sleeves – one of the great ironies of possibly the best ska-punk band in the UK underground is their admission that ska isn’t their personal favourite music style. What’s perhaps most striking here is the layer of ominous tension that hangs over this track, and it shows a level of bubbling restraint that their previous breakneck-speed material lacked, as strong as it was. Not that there’s any restraint from Champ’s partner in crime, Ollie Harries, who spits his state-of-the-nation address in the first verse with typical venom, and zeal and razor precision. Claypigeon’s Jak Brown takes over the mic for the second verse,  and demonstrates a contrasting style to Harries; more elastic and melodic in places, but with no less firepower, and his contribution is a very strong one. A Rise Against-style mid-tempo chorus ties all the component parts together neatly, as well as forming a backbone to the muscular bridge, and while the mid-bridge instrumental breakdown is a little predictable, it does suit the downcast feel of the track. Much praise must be lavished on the production, and the efforts of John Victor and Adam Dray. Thick guitars are backed by big drums, and the horns are dropped into the mix over the top of the guitars to great effect.

‘S.T.B’ is definitely a progression in sound from the frenzied, maniacal energy of their tremendous ‘Campaign’ record, and whether it’s one they persist with is yet to be seen. However, ‘different’ doesn’t necessarily mean ‘better’ or ‘worse’. Don’t confuse this stylistic variation with the band softening out in any way, or letting up off the accelerator – this track feels more like an alternative route to get to the same endpoint, and it’s one that can stand proudly alongside the rest of the band’s work on its own merits.

Rating: 86%


Müg – Düg E.P.

Posted: October 17, 2011 in Album Reviews, E.P. Reviews

Release Date: 1st September 2011

Label: Unsigned

Most of the time on here, I’ll review an album I’ve bought or one I’ve stumbled into randomly, giving the bands in question a surprise when they see some nice (or not) words written about their musical output. A few bands hear that I write stuff and send me their musical output with a request that I write some nice (or not) words about it. Very rarely do these two things happen at the same time, but that was the case when the guitarist in a certain London punk band gave me a sly nudge and a ‘fancy reviewing this then? Cheers’ message, completely unaware that I’d already downloaded and had been listening to (and planned to review) the very EP he passed on to my attention. So then, Mark Bell and the rest of Müg, as you wish – here’s a review of your excellent second E.P., ‘Düg’.

I’m never one for subtlety, and you may have noticed the rather glaring hints in that opening paragraph pertaining to me rather enjoying this little record. So I may as well come clean and admit that this collection of tunes ranks alongside Melchett’s debut (and what looks like only) record as the top ‘pleasant surprises’ of 2011. The North London quartet win points right off the bat by a) not taking themselves too seriously and b) having a sound that dismisses any advances made in the punk rock genre made after 1991 and instead concentrates on rocking out to the tune of skateboards, beers and chants of ‘Oi! Oi!’.  Looking for something forward-thinking? Progressive? Life-affirming? You’re in the wrong place, pal. Now kindly go and do one.

That may sound like I’m slagging off the record, but having a throwback sound isn’t a bad thing as long as you don’t just blatantly grave-rob and pillage all over the place. And this record avoids that for the most part.  The band doesn’t wear their NOFX-style riffs and 80’s Oi! punk gang vocals as a badge of punk credibility – instead they use them as building blocks to create 2-3 minute tunes that lodge firmly in your head and depart well before they overstay their welcome. There’s elements of Bad Religion’s late-80s attack, the intro to opening track ‘Shotgun’ wouldn’t sound amiss on  ‘Dookie’, and the aforementioned NOFX references are oozing out of the wallpaper, right down to the slick and sharp guitar sound straight off of any old Fat Wreck/Epitaph record. Crucially, it’s tight as all fuck, with just enough leeway to give the instruments chances to enjoy themselves.  The musical style may place the record somewhere in late-80s California, but it’s grounded back in late-80s London by the vocal style, taking nods from the likes of Discharge and the Angelic Upstarts with it’s cockney geezer delivery and gang vocal shouts and chants. Some of the arrangements also have just a hint of the Descendants about them, particularly the sub-one-minute blast of ‘Beard’, and the lyrics are self-deprecating and funny enough (particularly on ‘Specialist’)  to avoid sounding trite.

All in all, very solid and fun stuff that points to a decent future ahead full of pints, circle pits and singalongs – exactly the kind of thing any good punker enjoys. They have a good ear for a hook, an eye for a one-liner and a bagful of classic influences to boot, and they ain’t afraid to use them. And while bands all around them steadily disappear up their own rectum looking for the new spark to drive things forward, the Mug boys prove that sometimes going back to the future is the better option – when the results sound this enjoyable, who needs innovation anyway?

Rating: 80%

Standout Tracks: Shotgun, Number One, Specialist.

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Words by Adam Johnson.

Label: Unsigned

Release Date: 2nd May 2011

I’ve been sitting here for about ten minutes trying in vain to come up with one of my lengthy introductory rambles, so fuck it. I’ll get straight to the point on this one. A few days ago, just past 11pm,  I was killing time on Facebook before crashing to bed, when I stumbled onto the page of one Louise Distras, a female singer-songwriter from Wakefield armed with an acoustic. Just as the clichéd stereotypes regarding doudy women with oversized acoustics singing about not much of anything came to mind, something quite remarkable happened – her EP started playing on the website music player, and I was grabbed by the collar and thrown sideways by music crackling, bursting and overflowing at the seams with electric intensity and burning soul. The vocals growled, snarled, soared, cooed and barked, swathes of backing vocal harmonies flitted in and out, and the single acoustic guitar carried more pop sensibilities than an entire army of amplifier-toting posers. Three tracks played back to back, and my shock grew by the minute.  There’s no getting away from it, I thought – this is fucking awesome music.

It’s not often that I review a record in this style, but in this case I felt it necessary to document my introduction to Miss Distras’ music, simply because it’s been a very long time since I’ve been so stunned by new music. Sure, there’s been good music coming out, but nothing that has given me such a sharp kick in the bollocks as this, her second EP. There’s plenty of acoustic-guitar-toting punkers out there at the moment, a few of which I’ve reviewed on here and enjoyed a lot, and on this evidence, Distras has put herself directly at the forefront of the genre as it stands currently.

So why exactly has this EP been lodged firmly in my head of late? I hinted at some of the reasons why in the introductory gushings, and I’ll re-iterate many of them here. The tunes and guitar riffs are fairly standard acoustic folk-tinged punk fare, but they benefit from an excellent sense of songcraft – the melodies soar exactly when needed, hook into your earholes whenever they please, and flow with consummate ease – nothing feels clunky or out-of-place. The fact that all the three tracks are built on is a single acoustic, and perhaps some extra percussion here and there, makes it even more impressive – there are many artists who’ll throw the proverbial kitchen sink at their songs and they still won’t sound as catchy and effortlessly well-rounded as these.

But what makes the EP truly special is her voice – holy fuck, has this lady got a pair of lungs on her.   The obvious comparison to make would be to Brody Dahlle, but that’s probably too easy. Instead I’d draw parallels with Jake Burns, for sheer versatility of voice.  Sure, her whiplash bark and devastating holler carries more power and urgency than any number of screamo vocalists, but when she flips from that to warm cooing, softer tones and pure pitch-perfect soul, you realise just what a multi-faceted talent you’re listening to here.Her voice alone is the personification of great punk rock – pop melody blended with raw passion and energy, as well as an outlaw spirit and renegade soul integral in all great acoustic guitar-toting rock ‘n’ rollers. She has the heart-on-sleeve honesty and grit of Joe Strummer, and this comes across brilliantly in the lyrics, something the entire folk-punk genre often hangs its hat on. Just like the great man, Distras has the unique ability to pen a vocal line that in anyone else’s hands would be clichéd, but in hers it becomes the most evocative and stirring words you ever did hear, such as when she’s proclaiming that ‘maybe you should try and walk a mile in my own shoes/or maybe you’ll just die here and you will stay used’ on ‘Blue on Black’, or bellowing ‘Does it make you happy?/ Does it make you sad?/’Cause it makes me proud to be alive/And part of who I am/Does it make you anxious?/Does it make you mad?/Would it make you proud to be alive/ If you were half of what I am?’  on my personal favourite, ‘This Is Your Life’.

You know a record is damn good when the only criticism you can really find for it is that old chestnut, ‘it’s too short’. Artists generally drop EPs onto us as a way of drumming up interest and showcasing potential before moving on to a potential LP, and on this evidence, I literally cannot wait for the first album to drop. In the meantime, you owe it to yourself to give this trio of tunes a spin; with artists of Distras’ calibre around, rumours of the underground punk scene’s demise will have been greatly exaggerated.

Rating: 93%

Standout Tracks: All three of them.

Words by Adam Johnson.

Blink-182 – Neighbourhoods

Posted: October 1, 2011 in Album Reviews

Label: Universal Music

Release Date: 27th September 2011

It’s an inescapable fact of life; you’re gonna grow old someday. For a band, the challenge is how to grow old gracefully without chucking in the bin your sound and turning your back on the very thing that rose you to prominence. No band has run into more difficulty with this quandary than Blink-182, a band who were the late-90s darlings of rock-loving teenagers from all spheres. The California trio’s hugely fun mix of catchy pop-punk and immature dick jokes appealed far and wide and earnt them a deservedly huge fanbase. But when the time came for them to ditch the sniggering innuendos, the band hit a huge stumbling block. 2003’s self-titled stab at maturity was a flop, a mess of confused ideas and a lack of clarity as to how a grown-up version of Blink-182 were supposed to sound. This wasn’t helped by the fact that the band were barely on speaking terms, and matters came to a head when guitarist and co-vocalist Tom Delonge ditched the group to indulge his Bono fantasies in the truly awful Angels and Airwaves. The remaining duo of bassist Mark Hoppus and drummer Travis Barker formed their own post-Blink band, +44, and for many years the ‘Blink me Travis!’ signs and old copies of Enema of the State gathered dust, before Barker’s near-death experience in a plane crash brought the band back together. With the inevitable reunion tour under their belts, thoughts turned towards attempt number 2 at producing that elusive ‘mature’ album, with the finished effort dropping a few days ago.

What makes this review fascinating is I have absolutely no idea how this record will sound – it could be an utter stinker from a band who really should’ve known when to quit, or a glorious statement of intent from a band back to their very best. The three preview tracks the band drip-fed us proved inconclusive: one shocker, one belter, and one instantly forgettable middler. So I guess there’s only one way to find out:  time to take a deep breath, cross our fingers that they’ve got it right this time, and dive straight into ‘Neighbourhoods’.

The first thing that becomes apparent is that the band have at last found a consistent sound for themselves. This was something they badly struggled with before,  but thankfully not anymore, and the album is much the stronger for it as the band have finally managed to thrash together a sound that retains the best aspects of their songwriting talents whilst also making that step forward into maturity without feeling forced and awkward. That sound in question is to all intents and purposes an extension of the one Barker and Hoppus pioneered in +44, which was built around a superb feel for melody and hooks and an ear for additional instrumentation and arrangements. Throw into this the cunning build-ups, fade-outs and atmospherics of Angels and Airwaves and the harder-edged, more old-school punk overtones of Box Car Racer, and we have the blueprint for Blink-182 Mk. 2. The preview tracks they put out are curveballs in that regard, as none of them are particularly good demonstrations of this new template. Indeed, so awfully muddled and sloppy is lead-off single ‘Up All Night’ that in my review of it  I crucified the band for sounding like they didn’t give a shit anymore. Thankfully, the album as a whole proves that I was way off the mark.

That’s not to say it’s brilliant, and indeed, Neighbourhoods is nothing if not inconsistent. Much has been made of the band barely actually recording together, and surely that can only be detrimental to the record if the only time the band are actually together in the same room is to twiddle knobs on a production desk.  There are multiple, very obvious, dips in quality, especially on the aforementioned ‘Up All Night’.  Elsewhere, the final three tracks give off the impression of three scraps  that were tacked on hastily to bolster the running time, and end the record on a rather flat note. ‘After Midnight’ is mediocre,  ‘Snake Charmer’ drags it’s heels despite the odd highlight, and ‘Kaleidoscope’ is overwrought with production tricks to try and mask the lack of tune underneath. But for every under-par track, there’s another very strong one round the next corner.  Whilst the ending is a disappointment, the start of the record is excellent, with the exuberant and catchy ‘Ghost on the Dancefloor’ matched back-to-back with the grittier punky tones of ‘Natives’.  ‘Wishing Well’ is similarly spunky and spritely, and ‘MH 4.18.2011’ is a superb piece of pure pop-punk, with nods to classic mid-90s Blink, Green Day and Allister abound in the gorgeous guitar-driven melodies and vocal lines. ‘Hearts All Gone’ is the track old-school fans have been screaming out for, and it’s probably the most pure, powerful slice of old-fashioned punk rock they’ve produced in nearly fifteen years.

Interestingly, it’s those latter two tracks that are perhaps the biggest nods to past glories from the trio – this is a group keen not to keep giving lingering stares to the history books. Maybe the many life experiences the trio went through, both when apart and reunited, have helped shape this record into something overall much stronger than their previous stab at being a grown-up band, and you can certainly feel it in the music – the vocal melodies and lyrics from both Delonge and Hoppus are infused with melancholy and a reluctant sense of hope, and guitars crunch and soar over constant waves of pounding, technically brilliant drumbeats to create a texture of greys and darkness lifted with just enough wistful hope and pop hooks to give us light at the end of the tunnel. That’s vitally important, and keeps the listener ploughing through the successful experiments and the failed ones.  For when all is said and done, Neighbourhoods is a tentative success for a band who for while were almost the rock music equivalent of Peter Pan – the three cheeky funsters who would never grow up and stop making references to genitalia and having sex with your nan. Such is the amount of time that has passed since their last recorded activity, it doesn’t feel right comparing this record to previous efforts in their canon – it feels more like the debut album of a new chapter in the band’s lifespan, and that’s probably how the band themselves would like to view it. Comparing it to ‘Take Off Your Pants and Jacket’ or ‘Dude Ranch’ would be to miss the point entirely; those days are, for better or for worse, long behind them, and they don’t plan on going back to try to re-create them.

It makes more sense in a way to review the album as if it wasn’t  made by Blink, as if it were the debut album by a new band that occasionally sound like Blink, but are nowadays a largely different proposition. So then, it’s a mostly successful debut album for Blink 182.0, and while there are glitches and bugs to iron out, there is at least now clear signposts as to where the band are at right now, and where they’re going.

Rating: 78%

Standout Tracks: Ghost on the Dancefloor, Heart’s All Gone, MH 4.18.2011

Words by Adam Johnson.

The Subways – Money and Celebrity

Posted: September 29, 2011 in Album Reviews

Label: Cooking Viynl

Release Date: 18th September 2011

We Brits aren’t very good at recognising our own talent, do we? A multitude of strong bands of all styles fly obliviously under our collective radars whilst the charts stagnate with third-rate US hip-hop and Auto-tuned prima-donna prickheads, and music scenes flounder when all the national TV talent search programmes ever produce are Mariah Carey-lite disposable teens or, in recent times, a slutty chav lowlife who produces music so offensively bad as to make you question whether its a sick joke on the writers designed merely to piss off anyone with ears. The Subways are one such promising UK band to struggle to pierce the gelatinous bubble of the mainstream, having to graft hard to build a fanbase. However, whilst no-one was looking, the Welywn Garden City trio dropped their third album onto an unsuspecting public off the back of little to no promotion at all. Is this a new tactic perhaps? Sneaking up on the mainstream, smacking it over the head with a bit of old pipe before running off with fame and bags of swag? Probably not. In fact, the tone of this album is more akin to staying in the fringes and taking swipes at the more heinous aspects of mainstream culture from afar whilst downing Jaegerbombs and dancing like loons.

So after the immature playfullness of Young for Eternity and the sobering muscle of All Or Nothing, we now have the satirical smirks of Money and Celebrity, a record in which the title pretty much explains all you need to know about it’s content – lyrically anyway. This time around the band eschew the moody and sometimes brutal catharsis of the last record in favour of downright fun and the odd sly jab at pop culture, but while I’m all in favour of bands actually enjoying themselves rather than feeling the need to act all dour to gain kudos from the alternative crowd, oddly this record often suffers for it – some of the rhymes and lines this time around just don’t flow at all, and that’s when they’re not sounding downright awkward and clunky. The awful business with the breakup of his relationship with bassist Charlotte Cooper fired frontman Billy Lunn to his best writings yet last time around, and now he’s pretty much purged all of that out of his system, he seems to struggle for inspiration, seemingly turning to dire midnight reality TV to wind him up into a state of barbed social commentary . ‘Celebrity’ is just a litany of standard celeb-culture clichés,  and there’s only so many times you can ring the ‘I’m bored of work, I wanna have fun’ topic until all you’re left with is forced rhymes (trying to rhyme ‘back and ‘laugh’ based on the pronunciation of ‘laugh’ as ‘laff’ is just desperate) and generic quotes. That’s not to say it’s top-to-bottom terrible, with some of the more cynical songs working better lyrically, but when the words clunk, it’s noticeable more than usual.

 Musically, however, it’s a neat example of a band consolidating it’s sound whilst at the same time taking steps forwards, something the band have always been very good at. The power-packed riffs are honed down into something more sinewy and in line with their exuberant debut, and it’s here where this album gleefully wipes the floor with most of it’s rivals. The happy-go-lucky party-hard attitude is a double-edged sword, because whilst the lyrics aren’t much cop, the raucous power of the music coupled with the cocky swagger of it’s delivery means that in many cases the lyrics don’t really matter that much. The first three tracks are all belters, with the opening one-two of ‘It’s A Party’ and ‘We Don’t Need Money To Have A Good Time’ both surely destined to become crowd favourites. Elsewhere,  don’t be surprised if some songs take a few repeated listens to sink in; ‘Rumour’ is one such track, with a beautiful flowing chorus vocal melody and lazily heavy riffs. One thing Lunn is incredibly strong at is penning fantastic melodies, hooks and vocal harmonies, and in Cooper he has the perfect vocal to harmonise to. Most of the praise and attention lavished on Cooper is largely based on her appearance, but even disregarding that we surely have one of the most complete rock ‘n’ roll bassists in the UK right now; nifty bass runs, tight-as-fuck rhythm, and gorgeous vocals that shine through both when intertwined with Lunn’s harder tones and when given solo reign, like in the bridge to ‘Like I Love You’, which is steadily growing to be another favourite of mine from the band.

It’s unashamedly pop, which I always quite like to see in a rock band – you try telling most alternative rock bands nowadays that their music sounds ‘poppy’ and you’ll get a reaction akin to pissing on their nan’s grave, but the ‘Ways embrace the big pop hooks and harmonies and celebrate them. They’re also very good at building music to complement the lyrics – ‘Money’ and ‘Popdeath’ both have suitably downbeat musical backings to mirror the lamenting cynicism of the lyric sheets, and ‘Kiss Kiss Bang Bang’ is full of zeal and tense energy.  However, this does backfire on ‘Down Our Street’, as the happy-clappy-funtimes feel makes the band sound like a forth-rate Hoosiers rip-off trying to write the theme tune to a midday soap opera. I can see what they were trying for, but on it’s own and in the context of the album, it just doesn’t work. Apparantly there were nearly 50 songs written from just after the All Or Nothing sessions, and while it’s honourable of the band not to use any of them and write brand-new stuff, surely there were tunes in that stockpile that were a cut above this? Unless it was a secret Lunn solo concept album about gardening on Mars? Also Stephen Street’s production often blunts the music – particularly on the big rockers, the deadened drums and tethered guitar tones don’t quite do them justice.

Reviewing this album has left me in quite a quandry; the clunky lyrics, occasional bewildering fluctuations in quality and straight jacketed production should give me enough ammunition to mildly crucify it, but overall it’s actually much stronger than the sum of all it’s parts, and it’s at times a superb demonstration of blending pop and rock together in three-minute nuggets of fun. And far from throwing nit-picks at the band or their record, we should celebrate them as they are: a rare breed of band whom cherishes fun without also feeling the need to wear ironic t-shirts or constantly drop pop-culture references, and whom are much better off for it.  It’s immensely enjoyable and impossible not to like – much like the band who created it.

Rating: 83%

Standout Tracks: A Party, We Don’t Need Money To Have A Good Time, Like I Love You, Rumour.

Words by Adam Johnson








  For a long time this year, it seemed like the battle for my personal Album of the Year would be a one-horse race. Since it’s release at the tail-end of March, Random Hand’s ‘Seething Is Believing’ has rarely been away from my speakers or headphones. Until now, that is. Enter Melchett, and their effort, ‘The Likes of You And Me’. I’ve been pleasantly surprised by the Canterbury punk trio’s debut output, which led me to ask the question – is it good enough to knock the Bradford quartet off their lofty perch? Time to find out. In the red corner, battle-hardered veterans of the scene with two previous albums and over 1,000 gigs under their belts. In the blue corner, the plucky underdogs armed with wry smirks and a knack for hooks. Southern pride is on the line here, boys – no pressure or anything…

In terms of energy on display, there’s nothing to choose between the two at all, with the Hand’s powerful ska-punk riffage being matched by Melchett’s hyperspeed punky-hardcore attack. Both bands open their respective records at 100mph, and keep the pace set to frantic for most of the journey. But where RH have an immediate edge is in songcraft. The entire record bares the hallmarks of a band realising that they really don’t need to keep pushing their sound forward, rather, refine what they already have created. Guitarist Matt Crosher has long been a veritable box of tricks, but there’s an added level of restraint this time around which gives his and his bandmates’ efforts more impact. Take a song like ‘Not A Number’, where the pace slows to mid-tempo and a moody ska emphasis backs up singer Robin Leitch’s socially conscious diatribes, building menacingly to the impassioned gang chants at the finale. Simple enough, but there’s an added degree of subtlety that wasn’t as present on previous records. Bassist Joe Tilston is the unsung hero of the record, backup up Crosher’s riffs and often taking a ‘lead bass’ style, one that suits him down to the ground. Unsurprisingly, this record is by far their most consistent work, with not a single under-par track on the whole record.

Now you see the challenge that Melchett are up against, and it’s one they rise to with aplomb. Whilst they can’t match their rivals’ experience, they do have the power of rookie exuberance on their side, and they use it to great effect. The zenith of the record is the one-two punch of ‘Lost Your Way’, which shows that hardcore beats and pop hooks can marry in perfect harmony with devastating results, and ‘Who’s To Blame’, a song bursting at the seams with summery melodies and the words ‘anthem’ written all over it. Frontman Dan Goatham has a great grasp of what to play at any given time, throwing arpeggios, counterpoints and chords into the tunes with relative ease and giving the music a deceptively catchy edge. Power trios rely entirely on a tight, razor-sharp delivery, and they have that in abundance thanks to bassist Kenny Razzell’s unfussy bass work and Rich Goodyer’s powerhouse drumming. The record is reliably entertaining, but when placed alongside the dexterity and ruthless power of ‘…Believing’, it swiftly pales in comparison, before being blown clean out of the park by one of the finest punk rock ‘n’ roll songs in years – ‘Floating Ghosts’.

I’m not joking when I say that this song, on it’s own, makes the record worth buying. It’s a perfect demonstration of devastating riffs and crashing downpours of drums initially, before revealing an ace card in the form of a slowed, tension-building bridge section, full of echoed guitar lines. The track begins to build back up again, slowly but surely, and suddenly, it’s walloping back in with all the destructive force of a nuclear tornado, leaving nothing but rubble and ruins by the time the closing notes ring out. Just to add insult to injury, lead-off single ‘Bones’ follows immediately after just to rub salt in the wounds, with Tilston clearly having great fun laying down the superbly spunky bassline alongside the merry ska beats and trombone hooks, but it’s all a moot point anyway. Melchett are laying face down on the canvas, nursing a swollen lip and a black eye. The fight is all over.


By 5th Round Knockout

Melchett were plucky and brave, and don’t go away from this thinking that their record is in any way bad – it’s an excellent little record definitely worthy of your time. It’s just that they happened to come up against a band playing at the very peak of their powers, armed with one of the strongest records the punk scene has witnessed in many a year. The way looks clear for them, although I hear My Third Leg have an album in the works…

First published in Wasted! Magazine, August 2011.

My Third Leg – The Fift E.P.

Posted: September 23, 2010 in E.P. Reviews

As I type now, my voice is largely destroyed, and I’m exhausted due to a combination of lack of sleep and huge amount of manic dancing and singing. All of this, plus an 100-mile plus round trip to the Kent Coast and back, plus a rather large hole in my wallet, was all very much worthwhile, however, as it meant I got to experience the madness that was The Railway Pub’s send-off all-day show in all it’s blisteringly loud, beer-spilling, raucous and hella fun glory. I will get down to reviewing this show once I’ve recovered a little more, but for now, I fancy having a look at an EP by one of the bands that starred at the show in question – ascending ska-punkers My Third Leg.

Funnily enough, I’ve been seeing rather a lot of MTL over the last few days (stop sniggering at the back) – how does two shows in as many days go? And during that time I’ve really had a chance to see how far the band have come in a relatively short space of time, and how much potential is still laying in wait. It’s fair to say – and the band themselves even admit this to a degree – that in their early iterations, there was a relative lack of structure, and the feeling was that the band were often stuck on as the shits ‘n’ giggles first acts at most LSP gigs in and around Gravesend – well, wouldn’t you do the same if you ran a promotions company organising punk and ska gigs, and handily happened to be in a ska-punk band yourself? But my point being here was that it was easy to not take them all that seriously, a bit of a laugh, mucking around, regularly swapping instruments, etc etc. But as I mentioned in my review of their Comedy Pub show, they’ve quietly gone about knuckling down to work on their craft, gelling more as a unit, and honing their songwriting and technical skill, and all this has resulted in them starting to become a band to be really taken seriously as a force – all seemingly whilst I wasn’t looking. All this progress business has resulted in them recording and releasing their first E.P. of material, selling at shows and on their recently set-up merch store (I told you they were going up in the world) for the princely sum of 50p (hence the title, see?), and having procured a copy for myself on Friday, it’s time to give it a spin.

What jumps out straight away is the crispness of the production and sound quality, which is a very high quality for a DIY recording – credit must be given to the producer, none other than The Submission’s Rich Harris, who is rightly thanked in the sleeve notes. His biggest asset from a production and mixing standpoint appears to be his ability to keep all instruments balanced – even when all instruments are at full volume and intensity, the mix does well to avoid being muddy and clogged, and the vocals are nice and clear, something that characterises The Submission’s own self-produced work. This high-quality production helps the songs themselves to shine through, and guess what? That’s exactly what they do.

Some of the songs on the EP date back from the very first days of the band, but have been mercilessly honed, trimmed and refined into the catchy and addictive nuggets of ska-punk we are treated to on this disc. Two such songs combine to form a nice one-two opening salvo – ‘Going for a Drive’ and ‘3470 Miles’, both of which are growing to become signature anthems for the group, and rightly so, as both of them encapsulate the best aspects of the band’s sound – Will Woodrow’s easily recognisable vocal delivery, the trading between quiet/loud and slow/fast sections, Will and Mike Smith’s choppy guitar lines, Dave Ja Vu’s fantastic, bubbling basslines, and drummer Paul Smith’s primal skin-battering. Another MTL standard, Random Inspiration, bookends the disc, giving the record a strong start and a strong finish – something I always like to hear on records, and something that many much bigger bands seem to completely forget about.

However, don’t think for a second that they’ve put their most recognisable songs at each end of the disc and padded out the middle with some random filler they had lying around the rehearsal room – far from it. If you can look beyond the rather embarrassing (and pretty funny) story told in the lyrics, ‘Balls Deep’ is a real gem, showcasing a slight Britpop feel to the skanking mayhem. ‘Yes Please’ is catchy as hell, and the furious end section is tailor-made to be bellowed along with at the more drunken gigs they play, and ‘Time Travel’ is quite possibly the best song they’ve written so far overall. It’s actually quite a dour song, but they use this downbeat tone to their advantage – some delicate, echoey guitar lines flit in and out, Will’s vocals are mournful and wistful without becoming mawkish and dreary, and though it does speed up at parts, it doesn’t go completely balls-out at any stage, instead emphasising the slow-burning atmosphere of the lyrics.

This issue of restraint is probably my main criticism of other parts of the record – there is a feeling that they try to cram too much into certain songs. ‘Random Inspiration’ is the worst offender, as it seems to drag it’s heels near the end, and ends up being about a minute too long, which dilutes the energy and punch of the song. I mean, I know bassist Dave Ja Vu’s good, but do we need to hear his little bass solo another few times than we already do in the song? Personally, I reckon the final instrumental section would be better served in another song altogether, and trim this one down to keep it more succinct. This is the only song where it’s really noticeable, and otherwise the mixing of different tempos and dynamics works very well, and is a core part of their sound, so I suppose all I’m saying is be careful of that problem rearing it’s head again when writing new songs in the future. Perhaps Paul’s drum work is still a bit slack, but considering how it was before, it’s best to be grateful that he’s made it this far.

In fact, any more criticism is needless nit-picking, because I really can’t find anything else to moan about. What we have here is six strong songs that form a nice blueprint of My Third Leg’s sound as of right now, but also where they could go from here, and perhaps that’s the most exciting part – there’s still a sense that there’s more ascending to come from the band, as they continue to tighten up as a unit and gig relentlessly, and this E.P. is a good snapshot of where they are right now, and what to expect for the future.

Rating: 7.5/10
Standout Tracks: ‘Going for a Drive’, ‘3470 Miles’, ‘Time Travel’

Of all the fantastic bands on display at the recent ska-punk all-dayer, 7-Day Conspiracy were one of the very few bands I unfortunately missed. Which is a shame, as I did catch literally 30 seconds of their set, and that 30-second sampler was very promising – fast and hard skate-punk stylings with real bite and vigour. Which is why when a friend offered me the chance to have a listen to their EP, I jumped at the opportunity, and I’ve been busy catching up on what I missed, which is, it seems, something quite impressive. 

‘The Man Who Stole The World’ is a bit of a curve-ball opening to the record, being as it is a lovely slice of atmospheric and catchy street-reggae, accented by some classy harmonica and with vocalist Dirty’sgritty tones cutting through the mix, it is a real belter, topped off with some subtle distorted guitar licks not that far removed from Paul Fox’s guitar work on The Ruts’ ‘Jah War’.The rest of the record is packed with belting, lightning-fast punk, almost verging on the hardcore end of punk in some places, especially on the machine-gun bursts of ‘Kicked to Death’ and ‘Go Back to Sleep’ which both pass by in under a minute of aural mayhem. The mix is rough and messy, with the vocals often segueing into the chaos and sometimes being difficult to hear, but this doesn’t detract hugely from the impact this will have being blasted out of your stereo. If you look for immediatecomparisons, then I would say it sounds like a mix of early Oi! punk, several early NOFX cuts, mixed in with very early Bad Religion and Rise Against.The record’s sure-fire standout is the fantastic ‘Open Your Eyes’, which, alongside ‘The Man…’ makes this record worth buying on it’s own. It’s not as fast as their other onslaughts, but it works in their favour here, as they take the chance to throw some nice reggae-style interludes into the verses and pre-choruses to augment the furiously catchy chorus and driving rhythms.This is all very promising stuff, and points towards a great future for theSittingborne quartet – all that lets this particular offering down is a slight lack of cohesion caused by a rough, low-fi mix on most of the tracks bar ‘The Man…’, but this is nothing that can’t be sorted on future discs. Apart from that, there is great potential here, and I wait with baited breath for future releases and live appearances.
Rating: 8/10.
Standout tracks: The Man Who Stole The World, Open Your Eyes.

Torn Out – S/T E.P.

Posted: September 12, 2009 in E.P. Reviews

Usually, when you see a bloke touting an acoustic guitar, it’s a prelude to some plodding, achingly earnest dirge. There are a few exceptions, but certainly you would never put acoustic instruments and raging punk rock together. It appears acoustic duo Ben Smith and Steve Knight, AKA Torn Out, have never read this particular rulebook on the do’s and don’ts of punk, and they head into battle armed only with a couple of battered acoustic guitars. Even I will admit at first that I was slightly skeptical, but I’m happy to report that such conceptions are quickly ripped apart when you hear them for the first time. For me, that was a 2-track EP loaned from a friend, then a live appearance at a certain local all-day event, and now we arrive at this 9-track EP, freely distributed at the event in a full CD case with inlay card and lyric sheet, as well as nicely designed album cover.

First track ‘Filthy Hands and Fluro Ink’ is introduced courtesy of a lightning-fast bassline, with the guitar joining swiftly afterwards, and Ben’s shouted vocals soon after that. And really, this opening track sets the tone for the entire record – it’s fast, catchy, and confrontational, with Ben hollering for all his worth throughout. It quickly gives way to band anthem ‘Chasing Lost Nights’ which sums everything that Torn Out are all about up in two and a half minutes – energetic and hummable guitar lines, augmented by slick bass runs and backing vocals barked with gusto from Steve and topped off with Ben’s aggressive vocals.

The lyrics really are an ace up Torn Out’s proverbial sleeve – heartfelt, gritty and emotional without a hint of angst or cliched whining. It also has a powerful, street-level realism to it all – when Ben shouts ‘these split bin bags and pissed stained streets are not the life of which we dreamed’, people can nod along in agreement – having lived in Swanley for nigh-on the past decade or so, I can certainly relate to such statements as that. Such angry and disillusioned vibes run through the entire album, reaching their apex on ‘Soul of these Streets’, where Ben proudly declares ‘We are the soul of these streets/we are the heart that beats/underneath all the chain pubs/we’re the flesh and blood that’s capable of love’. A strong anti-commercialist vibe permeates on the aforementioned ‘Filthy Hands…’ and album closer ’10 Steps to Great Abs’, a furious finale where Ben cries ‘Let’s stop buying what they’re selling/we’ll deal with our insecurities together/then we’ll see we’re all the same/not a manipulated image on a glossy page!’

The music has a fantastic renegade vibe to it, and they successfully achieve what many people would think was impossible – acoustic guitar music with more soul, passion, power and energy than most bands twice their size with more instruments and amplifiers. For them to pull this off is a tremendous achievement, and they should be congratulated for doing so. They successfully tap into the mundane and soulless vibe of many inner-cities and satellite towns without a hint of cliche or posturing; when they sing ‘Together there’s nothing stopping us/leaving this life we never owned’, you feel duty bound to join them in their escape. Uplifting and anthemic in equal measure, Torn Out really are a hidden gem. Highly recommended.

Rating: 9/10
Standout tracks: ‘Chasing Lost Nights’, ‘Matilda & Me’, ‘Soul of These Streets’.

I don’t want to sound too righteous, but honestly, so many people who claim to be deeply into punk rock don’t have a clue about it. I’m talking about the countless NME journalists and keyboard warriors on YouTube who constantly argue about what exactly ‘is’ punk and what ‘isn’t’, and they’ve mostly been miles off the mark. NME are particularly guilty, along with many UK music publications, as they have been busy, in the past few years especially, championing the likes of Gallows as the ‘saviours of punk rock’. Firstly, who decided that punk rock as a genre needed ‘saving’? And secondly, whenever I listen to any of their tracks, all I hear is a messy, tuneless barrage of almost white noise, with the only lyrics being distinguishable being the odd expletive here and there amongst the sound of what seems to be Frank Carter trying to puke up his vocal chords. They certainly aren’t ‘saving’ punk rock. I don’t like the term ‘saviors of (insert genre here)’, but if you’re gonna bandy it around, then I’d be very inclined to take it from Frank Carter and co and slap it emphatically on the backs of Richard Harris, Sadie Williams, Phil Morgan and Stuart Cavell, known collectively as The Submission.

I’m well aware of how bold a claim that statement is, but I stick by it. And that comes after witnessing just one frenzied half-hour set in a small club in Gravesend. And now we arrive at this 5-track EP, purchased for the princely sum of £2, presented as it is in a plastic wallet with the cover being what looks like an intense mosh pit. As visual embodiments of a band’s sound go, this one is very effective. And I will say this right off the bat, I enjoyed this EP almost as much as I enjoyed seeing them live.

In terms of production, I’ve been warned by Rich that the quality isn’t too great, but to be honest I had no problems with it. Sure, it’s scratchy stuff, with the backing vocals not quite meshing with each other, and overall this is the polar opposite of the highly-polished, high-budget affairs many of us are more used to, but I wouldn’t say it affects the quality of the music, and it may actually add something to it – it gives the music a slightly rawer edge which I think actually compliments it. Think along the lines of The Offspring and Green Day’s respective pre-major label records, ‘Ignition’ and ‘Kerplunk’, and you have a fairly accurate picture.

The five tracks on here consist of three originals and two covers, and while the two covers – hugely enjoyable punk remixes of the ’80s pop song ‘Spin Me Right Round’ and the rock ‘n’ roll classic ‘Johnny B Goode’ – are entertaining listens, the three originals are the songs that really merit praise here. It’s easy enough to say that they are simple blasts of pure punk rock joy, but what makes them such entertaining listens is that they aren’t just standard three-chords-and-that’s-your-lot – every individual member injects extra life into the mayhem to take it up to another level. Rich hollers his vocals with wild abandon, but instead of just tuneless larynx-shredding, it meshes into the high-octane rhythms very well. He and fellow guitarist Phil intersperse the fast-paced riffs with thrilling and angular guitar breaks and solos to make the likes of Captain Sensible of The Damned or Brian Baker of Bad Religion proud, particularly on standout track ‘You Just Don’t Know’. Drummer Stuart drives things forward all the time, throwing in rolls and helter-skelter fills only where appropriate, and bassist Sadie augments the six-stringers’ assault with some neat bass lines which bring to mind such famous punk bassmen as Mike Dirnt of Green Day or Paul Simonon of The Clash – hardly the centre of attention, more the glue which musically holds everything together.

Lyrically, do not look at the sniggery, blink-182-esque toilet humour of the title track as a guide, although it is funny in places. Instead, look at the aforementioned YJDK and the ‘Reggae Rock Rebels’ with it’s fantastic skanking verses, as better guides for themes, the former being a powerful rant against those who look down their noses at others not quite like them, with Rich taking great pride in declaring: “I don’t wanna ever be like you!” and the latter acting as a counterpoint, rallying the troops in emphatic style to break out of whatever humdrum town they may be stuck in (quite a common situation for many in towns across Kent), and when all four bellow the lines ‘Jump up!/Shout out!/You’re reggae rock rebels’ with a ferocity that distorts the microphone, you can’t help but want to join them.

Of course, this is hardly original stuff – the title track nabs a vocal line from the Stiff Little Fingers back catalogue, YJDK runs like a medley of all the best songs from the Clash’s debut album, and RRR bounces along on a very much Rancid-style vibe. But at no point does it feel like blatant re-hashing of some dated concepts – the tracks all buzz with their own electricity and intensity, and are laden with hooks which are all their own, no matter how many nods to past legends they may make. And, ironically for a band who sing ‘I don’t think it really matters/whether you are, punk or not’, The Submission are the best pure, 100% punk rock band I’ve had the pleasure of hearing in a long time, and one listen of this handful of tracks will leave you desperate for more.

If you can, go and see them live, and enjoy The Submission in their element. But if they don’t happen to be playing anywhere near you tonight, then this little disc is a very enjoyable listen, and serves as a fascinating taste of things to come.

Rating: 8/10
Standout tracks: You Just Don’t Know, Reggae Rock Rebels.